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Saturday, 7 July 2012

True Story (as in, this really happened)

Posted on 14:01 by Unknown
True Story

I went to the supermarket (King Soopers) to grab a few things for Mexican  lunch at the casa.

My list was short:

(black) olives
Sour Cream
Avocados
lemon
lime
ground beef

and I grabbed a couple of other things:

Cherry Pepsi
BBQ Lays

What's funny is what happened when I arrived back at the house. My roommate was furiously cooking and putting pieces together to make the meal and I commented about how nice it was to have the produce guy there to help me pick out the avocados. "I normally don't like going to the store in the middle of the day because it's so busy, but it was nice having the guy there to help me out. he asked when I wanted to use the avocados and I said as soon as I get home."

"That's what they're there for," she said.

"I know, but it was nice not having to think about anything. Now I know how girls feel."

She did NOT find that as funny as I did.
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